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Apple's 11 most intriguing computer designs

Apple's 11 most intriguing computer designs - PC world

Sort of funny, PC world talks about mac

The first time I touched apple I hated it. That probably was in 1998, and the model, in retrospect, looked like Apple IIe. Compared to the PCs available around that time (or the sgi I was mostly using) , the old mac was rather sloooow, at least that was my impression - but it's very likely that those particular machines were not in good conditions. 

My official time with mac started in 2004, when I went straight to OSX and objective C in Powerbook G4. Since then I've never seriously used PCs. I'm thinking, maybe I never will.

Things that help me lose my passion for Science

Unbelievable, it's like you watch a tragedy in development, but can't do anything about it.
This is no joke - “My measure of success is that the International Olympic Committee bans everything we do", said Michael Goldblatt, DSO

And this crazy dude, cloning human in the name of science and treating infertility

I feel so sorry for the future real-life wolverines already.

搞笑QQ签名（转载）

整理收集自此贴 尊素人生百态啊～～


我的优点是：我很帅``但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。

幸福就是猫吃鱼狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽！

...拿什么整死你我的爱人

收银员说：没零钱了 找你两个塑料袋吧

我是胖人，不是粗人

别人装处，我只好装经验丰富

你吹灯，你们全家都吹灯！

挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。

会计说~你晚点来领工资吧~我这没零钱~

人生就像拉屎，有时你已经很努力了，但是到头来却只是一个屁

难道太阳和月亮同房了吗？生下这种鬼天气

女人上了年纪就是妇女，哭闹是妇女的常规武器，沉默是妇女的化学武器，折腾着要自杀的是核武器~~

迅雷不及电驴之势

打自己的飞机 让女人寂寞去吧

虽然你身上喷了古龙水, 但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿

钱不是问题，问题是没钱

士为知己者装死，女为悦己者整容

我这辈子只有两件事不会 这也不会 那也不会
　　
别和我谈理想，戒了
　　
没有人是一开始就很牛逼的，牛逼都是从傻逼变来的
　　
你让我滚 我滚了 你让我回来 对不起 滚远了

人家有的是背景.而我有的是背影

读博士就像A片，看的人爽，当事人不一定爽！

时光啊，还真就肉包子打狗了……
　　
以扯蛋旳态度、 面对操蛋旳人生

你妈生你的时候是不是把人给扔了把胎盘养大？

我是天使 回不去天堂是因为体重的原因

给我一个姑娘 我能创造一个民族～

师兄，听说二师兄的肉比师父的还贵了？

女人拥有无数个QQ号只为了调戏一个男人，男人常用一个QQ号上面加满各种各样的女人……

生前何必久睡，死后自会长眠……

骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了~

世界上最悲哀的是就是。爱你的人和你爱的人。。。他们相爱了。

妈妈问我有男朋友了么 我说没有 妈妈说：这个可以有 我说：这个真没有...>_<

我一朋友的：抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度

老板,钱对你来说真的就那么重要吗?讲了三个多小时了一分钱都不降?

决定减肥，做仰卧起坐，今天先仰卧，明天再起坐吧…

你有什么不开心的事，说出来让大家开心一下。

圆圆打了团团一巴掌，目前团团情绪稳定，没有提出回娘家的要求。

转眼之间，头发长了又要剪；转眼之间，离开的朋友后来又忽然出现，生命像一个圆圈

领着卖白菜的薪水，干着卖白粉的活。

变态的变的上半截，加上变态的态的下半截，就成了恋爱的恋。

如果有钱是一种错，我愿意一错再错

一种界于雷与囧之间的微妙感受

睡眠是一门艺术--谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步。

你要是嫁人，不要嫁给别人，一定要嫁给我，带着你的钱财，还有你的妹妹，开着那宝马来…

曾经，他说，他是一传统休闲食品加工行业的CEO，集市场调查、产品研发、宣传销售于一身，后来，才发现，就是一打爆米花的。

再过几十年，我们来相会，送到火葬场，全部烧成灰，你一堆，我一堆，谁也不认识谁，全部送到农村做化肥

谈钱伤感情 谈感情伤钱。。。。

黑夜给了我黑色的眼圈！

世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的

Ocean the cradle

1. 每次听到这支歌，都想哭。应该说，都会哭。。。but。。。也许以后不会啦。

2. Interesting article. I found it rather fascinating at first. But as I read on, the methodology just seems too far away from perfection. Not scientifically strict exactly, plus, the definition of success is ... kinda snobbish to me.
What Makes Us Happy?

3. random quotes that I sort of liked (from Criminal Minds :-):
la familia es todo
Je suis toujours ici pour toi, mon cher.
Beauty can cover a multitude of sins, but underneath we all look exactly the same.

4. After crying a few times listening to this song ..... I am

Free at last. I swear to life that no one can ever hurt me any more. 

I still love the world, but only in a condescending way. What it can offer are too fake or too transient for me. Sure I will give to it everything that I can give. It's just that, my darlings, you don't deserve all my heart. Never.

05/21/09

Elasticgirl

缩骨功耶？抑或缩毛功耶？


天涯八卦：818长相奇特的动物们

On a completely different note, ladies, go see "X-men Origins: Wolverine" if you haven't. You probably will like it! ;) :D


P.S. Watched X-Men I and noticed that Jackman didn't seem to be as muscular (or shall I say... "jacked") in that first movie, so I did a little bit search. Found this quite amusing post on a muscular development forum, I'd say, it reads sort of like ... tianya...

打开冰箱看见你

呃，偶尔在天涯上看见一个帖子，内容是一个bloke满腔柔情地回忆他在大学里遇到的另一个bloke。后者很特别，简而言之一个字：帅！据说帅到连其宿舍床上的臭袜子都闪耀着光环 － 话说我还真想看看真人秀咧。不过这个帖子还没有回忆完就给封了，不知咋回事。其实，写帖子的bloke也比较特别，特别就特别在他的ID：打开冰箱你在里面。很多筒子纷纷在回帖中表达了楼主ID的惊悚效果，而我因为早已被天涯锻炼成为一名情绪稳定的围观群众，连一颗鸡皮疙瘩都没有诞生。不过后来再想想，如果持续柔情路线，这个ID还是蛮有味道的嘛。曾经有那么一段感情，冻结在冰箱里，每天饿了拉开冰箱门，哈there you are! 也许拉开冰箱的人已经老了，或者改变了许多，但是冰箱里面的那个，却和过去一模一样。是不是很妙啊？我琢磨着，这意境比“掀开锅盖你在里面”强多了。

转个话题，最近小巨人所在的火箭队大战湖人，出乎意料地客场赢了第一局。当然，这一大事件重要而深远的意义本来我是不知道的，主要是室友筒子是个篮球迷，就从来没见他这么激动过。做为篮球白痴的我，因为被这样的情绪感动了下下，顺口就想问问室友打篮球的时候打的是什么。但是这个问题我居然不知怎么问，第一遍偶素介么说滴：“那你打篮球的时候打的什么部分？” 本来表情略热烈的室友顿时一副囧呆了的样子，嘶哑着重复了一句：“部～分～？” 我急忙改口，“恩，你打篮球的时候打的什么角色？” 室友囧囧有气，声音拔高了三度，“角～色～？！” 最后经过虚心请教，原来应该是“位～置～”。 呃。

I loved you once... by Alexander Pushkin

Translated by D. Zhuravlev

I loved you; even now I may confess,
Some embers of my love their fire retain;
But do not let it cause you more distress,
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tongue-tied, yet I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous and the timid know;
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.

Another translation found here

I loved you once: perhaps that love has yet
To die down thoroughly within my soul;
But let it not dismay you any longer;
I have no wish to cause you any sorrow.
I loved you wordlessly, without a hope,
By shyness tortured, or by jealousy.
I loved you with such tenderness and candor
And pray God grants you to be loved that way again.

我爱过你
穆旦 译

我爱过你：也许，这爱情的火焰
还没有完全在我心里止熄；
可是别让这爱情再使你忧烦－－
我不愿有什么引起你的悒郁。
我默默地，无望地爱着你，
有时苦于羞怯，又为嫉妒暗伤，
我爱得那么温存，那么专一；
啊，但愿别人爱你也是这样。


说明一下，其实一直没有很喜欢过这首诗。如果说有点喜欢，那也是喜欢前两句。中间表功似的幽幽诉说，和结尾的笔锋一转，OK that's it, now you're someone else's problem，总让我觉得。。。呃，这是您老的第几个啊？？

05/08/09 add one picture, more poetic than a poem, more illustrative about life than love.

My first official subject

Thanks Michael! Thanks Krystle! You guys are awesome!

Sigh no more ladies

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,

Men were deceivers ever;

One foot in sea and one on shore;

To one thing constant never. 

Then sigh not so,

But let them go,

And be you blithe and bonny;

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into Hey nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no more,

Of dumps so dull and heavy;

The fraud of men was ever so

Since summer first was leafy. 

Then sigh not so,

But let them go,

And be you blithe and bonny;

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into Hey nonny, nonny.

William Shakespeare

                                            The happy ending

Pardon, Goddess Of The Night

Pardon, goddess of the night,
Those that slew thy virgin knight,
For the which with songs of woe
Round about her tomb they go.
Midnight, assist our moan.
Help us to sigh and groan
Heavily, heavily.
Graves, yawn and yield your dead,
Till death be utterèd,
Heavily, heavily.



Much ado about nothing (1993)
01 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIACPr5XEQM
02 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6aqCT49nMg
03 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB6GNAhV6IU
04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KxnXBPhd4I
05 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlFkbElh44
06 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KrXVvRlAIU
07 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXpVIrIBy98
08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJcXfJoUJGs
09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyTQaLsZzf8
10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACXMhuPRYtc
11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNQTJgRioM